The Pornographic Talk

People, listen to me, DO NOT BUY PORNS!

I so don't get why people actually waste their money buying porns.

I really hate to see people (esp men who looked extremely perverted) buying porns, I truly have no respect for them.

Or even women, I secretly go "eww, you are perverted enough to waste money on porns!"

Really, they could spend that money constructively!!

Think about it, why waste that money while you can download very good porns off the internet for free??

Even so, you don't have to be seen buying porns and lose my respect, also nobody would know you actually own several or even, many porns.

You can even hide it in a hidden folder so that your girlfriend won't find it and get mad or freak out! Well, men think women aren't smart enough to track down hidden folder anyway so it's basically safe.

Virtual stuffs are easier to store, easier to keep track of, and it doesn't make your house look messy!

It also saves beautiful-yet-shy girls like me the humiliation of being seen buying porns in public, I cannot bear people or most importantly my students shouting "Teacher Hu, I saw you buying porns the other day!!"

Oh no no, I have very good reputation!

See, I am perverted, but I wouldn't waste a single bloody cent on porns!!

In Malaysia, piracy is everywhere so you can see stalls selling porns, here and there. Sometimes you get to see bold men in their late 40s queuing up choosing between different porns. The naked girls/aunties on the covers are totally display-friendly to children.

Those people selling porns will get their karma one day!!

Once, I went out with Stella after we talked about sex all evening during dinner, she asked if I could share her some of the erotic movies I have.

Listen closely, "erotic movies"!!

Oh dear, it's the 21st century, who else watches "erotic movies"!!

I told her, "I am so sorry, I only have porns".

Its the bloody new millennium, everyone goes for porns, duh, especially when you can download it off the internet so easily!!

Then she told me she's going to watch the movies herself for nothing so needless to share her "porns". Again, I am so swept off, who watches porns doing nothing??

I thought people usually masturbate!

I then asked her if she'll get turned on watching porns, she said no.

Totally speechless..

Then when I was in Thailand talking with my friend, Yin, when we were vacating our hotel room, she asked me if I go to the porn sites to view pictures.

Seriously?? Me??

Do I look like the type of girls who would go to that kinda place to see that kinda pictures??

Do I look like the type of girls who would be happy enough only looking at pictures??

No, I don't visit that sort of sites, there are trojans and spywares, I love my computer better than porns or nude pictures.

So yes, if you are very interested in downloading porns through the internet, you could actually go to "google blog search" then try to type several porn movies you know.

If you don't know any good porns, you can try to type in keywords like "sluts", "hardcore" or "XXX" etc etc as the keyword along with rapidshare, you can even quote it if you want, I am very sure they will always lead you where you want yourself to be..

You name it, they have it, it's the wonders of blogspot and rapidshare..

I am so sorry, it's illegal to download copyrighted stuffs (like porns), I know, but it's illegal to buy porns in Malaysia anyway, so either way, crime, crime, crime!

... and don't say shit like "don't watch porns then", hypocrites, you're all here for the very same and apparent reason!!

If you enjoy porns and don't pay for it as well, I shall salute you!!