The Love That is oh-so-bloody-hard to Suppress

WAHA.. MUAHA... Can anyone tell me what's the perfect laughter to suit this feeling I have?

You know, most people don't care about how much you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, how happy, how much of a perfect couple you are blah blah, but some couples are so obsessed with each other they just don't get it.

I came to this girl's facebook profile page by chance and her face looked kinda weird and twisted, therefore I clicked on it for a larger view...

These people are the people who need a good slap on their face.

Tell me, why do people need to fucking flirt or express their love or fucking ask lots of questions publicly when they have a bedroom together??

Don't you feel a bit eww when you see people desperately expressing their love publicly like they're scared no one in this world knows how in love/romantic they are?!

The first thing that came across me was not the really-does-look-twisted face of hers, it's the bloody comments her boyfriend posted on every single one of her pictures..

Read my lips, EVERY FUCKING SINGLE ONE!!

The boyfriend has the incredible ability to make you roll your eyes, like a thousand times per minute, also, he is good giving you piloerection a.k.a. goose bumps.

Believe it or not, no matter how normal, usual or whatever she looked, he is able to find stuffs to say for the sake of saying them.

Like this: (the following conversations are rated "PG-13")
(Scene 1)
He: Wow, I like this picture, you look stunning! Love you xxxxx
She: Thank you baby, love you baby xxxxx

(Scene 2)
He: Aww.. Baby so cute! Love you xxxxx
She: Thank you baby, love you too, I will dream of you tonight xxxx

(Scene 3)
He: My girlfriend is fucking beautiful!
She: Yes, I will always be yours... (girlfriend, not fiancée, not wife, I get it)
He: Love you baby.

(Scene 4)
He: Who is that gorgeous woman I kissed in this picture?
She: She is happy always when he is kissing her.
He: Aww... He looked happy too, I am sure they very happy when they hold each others in their arms and kiss passionately... Love you sweetie!

(Scene 5)
He: Who is that sexy and beautiful woman I see in this picture?
She: She is the one that loves her baby very very very much...
He: Love you too baby, miss you very very very much xxx
She: Miss you too xxxx

(Scene 6)
He: Baby looked so beautiful in her new dress! (baby as referred to her)
She: Baby is so much sexier! (baby as referred to him)
He: Baby is better anyway... (her, again)
She: ... blah blah blah... Time to work, stay focused or I'll tell your boss! I am sending lots of hugs and kisses..

(Scene 7)
He: My baby is the cutest baby in the world.

Then it became a bit "R-rated" as he said something about her amazing ass...

Then they smartly bring out the proposal story (still in the comment section), how was her response, how was his response, blah blah, some friends were like.. "aww, you guys are so cute and adorable!" after reading their love-expressing comments and oh-so-unforgetfully-sweet history, but really, those people really mean that?!

Who cares about how in love you are?! Who wants to know all those single, little, unuseful, impractical details?!

... I cannot type more anymore, with every line I typed I laughed the crap of out myself, I can't torture myself like this.

I get it, the photo albums are becoming love-expressing chatrooms.

These people have a whole new perspective on the word "comment".

I really feel like copying-and-pasting the whole thing but I will not to protect their identity.

Also, I have corrected some of their grammar mistakes and spellings, the other ones are so disgusting and by correcting them I am taking away the essence. Shame on these people, native English speakers but their English is so crap.

I am lucky, if Alberto was like this guy I think I would've had a very serious talk with him or even to delete his comments; he would've done the same to me anyway.

I am also lucky my friends on the list do not flirt this disgustingly with each other.

So how in love are you?

Nobody cares.

The Confusion among the Confusion

I recently signed up to a forum that helps people to improve their English.

The thing about the forum is, it is not run by bunches of intelligent people, yes, there are people who are good at English who help others but there are also some very idiotic people who came around, feeling the need to help others with their crap English.

It is completely unnecessary and it creates confusion.

I'd say my English is fine but it's not good enough to help people with these standards, I find it incredibly difficult to answer some of the questions.

I signed up there to ask questions about sentences that my students made and I was not sure whether it's right or wrong.

I really cannot count on some of my school teachers, I really doubt their grammar standard sometimes.

Some sentences I know are right, they claimed it's wrong. Some sentences I know are wrong, they claimed it's right!

The thing is, they refused to believe me when I was right about some grammatical rules!

It's really difficult to argue with them as they think I am oh-so-bloody fresh I do not know shit about English and they are oh-so-bloody experienced so they know every single grammatical shit.

So, the good way is to post it online, wait for some geniuses to answer then print it out to shut their mouth.

By chance, I saw this 22-year-old girl whom I felt like mocking completely, she was correcting people's English with her own lame English.

I do not laugh or make fun of people who want to improve their English. Sometimes I correct Alberto's English and realised he was right, I was wrong. But when somebody posted something online, it's just stupid to correct his English when (a)you are not sure, (b) your English is pretty crap too.

Look at these 2 examples:
1. Subject: "The people"
Q: Is it okay to say,
The people line up to buy food.

She answered:
"I think that can be use and it has another choices, too

The people queue up to .. .

The people stand in line to .........

Hope that can help you."

Urm.. I don't want to correct her English but this guy is asking whether "the people" is right or wrong, also, the usage of "line up" is correct. What is she thinking?!

2. Subject: "He and Adam"
Q: Can I say,
He and Adam have gone to the market.

She answered:
Adam and him have gone to the market.

OR

They have gone to the market.

I hope it might be work!"

WTF?!?!

First of all, "He and Adam have gone to the market." is correct; second of all, "Adam and him have gone to the market." is wrong as "Him have gone to the market." does not make sense; third of all, "I hope it might be work!" is a complete WTF!

With this kinda lame grammar standard, this girl still felt like correcting somebody's grammar, my god...

She is confusing the asker!

I really felt like saying something mean like telling her not to confuse people if she's not sure about her English and tell her her English really sucks, but then again, my English is not that perfect so I am not in any position to be this mean publicly.

Look at this one again:
Q:Can I say,
(a) After a few days, the seed grew up. Jonathan was surprised when saw the golden papaya tree.
(b) The seed grew into a papaya tree / a papaya.
(c) The papaya tree grew some papayas.
(d) The seed became a papaya / papaya tree.

She answered:
Could it be..,
(a) After a few days, the seed grew up. Jonathan was surprised when he saw the golden papaya tree.
(b) The seed grew into ( to be : "I'm not sure") a papaya tree / a papaya.

OR (b) The seed BECAME a papaya tree / a papaya.

(c) The papaya tree grew (gave) some papayas.
(d) The seed became a papaya / papaya tree.

I am completely speechless, why do people need to attract attention like this when they have nothing?