Well, you can call it "The Hutegonelle Effect", The Hot and cUTE Guys ON gisELLE effect.
Sorry but I am just as shallow as anybody else, like guys.
A week ago when I went to a restaurant along with my parents, there's this cute Malay guy.
I was looking at him and just when I was going to pop up "dad mum look, that guy's cute!", he turned around.. and I saw his earring!
Didn't I mention? Guys with piercings and tattoos completely put me off! So never mind, I never looked at him again.
This morning there's this Vico truck that came to my school.
You know Vico? It's the chocolate malt drink that's just like Milo except the employees are much hotter!
So there's this other Malay guy whom I saw, he's incredibly cute!
Ok sorry, only Alberto is incredibly cute, that Malay guy is only kinda cute.
I first saw him in front of the administration office, okay, he was cute.
So I looked at him for two seconds and charmed him shortly, then I looked away before I entered the staff's computer room.
I charmed him just like a big-headed idiot trying to charm a cow.
Then I realised he came on behalf of Vico, the company.
He was giving away free cups of Vico for the children, along with his colleague.
Being a teacher has the advantages to cut queue and get more food/drinks/stuffs than the children also to flirt with the employees/business man etc etc. So to piss off those children, I went to the front of the line and smiled at the cute guy..
Smiling is the quickest way to get what you want out of a guy, especially a nice, cold cocoa drink like this!
Oh my god, now that I took a closer look at him he is REALLY cute!
Of course, how could Giselle Hu not smile at a cute guy??
So I was with a big "oh-how-could-you-not-fall-under-my-heels-now" smile while I was getting my drink, oh, okay, he did not look at me.
Never mind, he's just busy..
Hey, at least I got my drink!!
Ok, I didn't care, I had a bigger mission: to piss off the children!
So I took my drink and walked towards them and had a sip in front of them, along with their buuus...
Hey, don't judge me, wait till you be a teacher!
When I was little my teacher did that anyway! Didn't you hear about the "chain reaction"??
The drinks was incredibly sweet, but I pretended to enjoy it so much to tease the students.
... and I kept asking them why I was the only one having the drink in my hand.
They were buuus, of course, but thinking that they would get the drinks later anyway they did not care.
Then when my boys were about to get their drinks, the cute guy spoke up..
"Hey teacher, get some drinks yourself!"
YES! He was "successfully" charmed by me! Apparently my "cow-charming" look worked!
How could Giselle Hu not try to charm or talk to a cute guy more??
This time I responded with a "yes-how-could-you-not-fall-under-my-spell" smile and said, "oh thank you, I had a cup of it just now."
If I was really desperate I could use the collective noun "mouthful" and the pronoun "you" but no worries.
Then he said "oh no problem, just drink as much as you want..."
The way to touch a man's heart is to pretend to be concerned about him so I smiled even bigger and asked if he already had any of that drink...
Hey hey, I was being concerned, okay?!
He responded with a "bahh, nahh...", urr.. okay..
It's not like I care, first, he's not Alberto; second, I already grabbed another cup of drink to piss the children off even more!
Then I had my drinks in front of the children along with their "oh-how-could-you-get-two-cups" buuus.
I always pretend to be loving and gentle with children with cute guys around, so this time, no difference.
Hey, Teacher Hu is sweet, gentle, tender, you know how those politicians go to places to visit children and read to them?!
Well, I am just like that, except that I only do that around "HUTEGs". Unlike those people, they actually take pictures as a proof!
Psfffff, big-headed idiots!
No, in case you're wondering, he did not give a shitpot about my acting!
Never mind, like I said, he's just BUSY!
Okay, time to go back to class, children, now before you go, Teacher Hu's gotta thank somebody cute, so don't wait up, just go back to your class quietly and I'll be there shortly!
Before I leave, I walked to him and thanked him "gently", he said no problem and he bonus-ed me with one of his cute sunshine smile.
....
So I was walking back to my class with my ego boosted while thinking that he must have charmed a little more than I thought...
Until... until....
Until I realised it was Ramadhan and he was supposed to be fasting!!
Now I know what those "bahh, nahh" mean!
Yay, Vico's employees are DA BEST!
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