The Foreign Bride

Some men are crazy about purchasing a wife off the Internet.

I first heard of the "mail order bride" service from my ex, he said a lot of Filipino girls do that, they sell their life through the Internet to get money for their family.

Very noble, I know.

He said Filipino, I don't know why he only focused on one race, there are lots of other races anyway!!

Those girls, publishing their very "gentle" or very "slutty" pictures on the Internet trying to get attention from men.

Some even pose in bikinis or bras, trying to be as revealing as possible, wow, free preview!

They all have this "ooh-marry-me-I-will-take-care-of-you-all-your-life-and-have-sex-
with-you-anytime-and-I-don't-mind-you-having-sex-with-another-
woman-so-just-give-me-a-lot-of-money!" look.

BUT! This service is non-refundable nor exchangeable, no promotional period nor a 30-day trial!

Most popular brides are from the Asia, of course, we are prettier than any other kind.

Also, it is said that Asian girls are very gentle, sweet, kind, obedient and endurance, so if you want to have sex with somebody else, no worries that they would castrate you.

It is also said that the divorce rate is lower!!

Duh of course, most people using this mail-order service are rather old so I seriously doubt if they have the time or the mood to divorce!

Amazing, of course, if somebody spent a lot of money buying my whole life, I cannot throw things at him, yell at him, scold him, win in a quarrel or whatever kind, it's logical.

Most people advertising themselves as a mail-order bride prefer to marry a white guy for his better look, money and "good manner".

Also, white guys are funnier.

This is what I read from a mail-order bride service site:
"********* girls take pleasure in being submissive to the reasonable demands of our husband. Western men make us feel comfortable, and even protected, as we naturally look to Western men for high moral and spiritual integrity. ******** brides like taller guys and Western features, maybe because of movie heroes."

Wahlao, trying to sell yourself still so many conditions meh!

... and who takes pleasure in "being submissive" to whatever kinds of "demands" of a man?!

That is, unless, you are talking about something rather kinky!

They actually think if western men spend a lot of money "buying" you, they would treat you with love and respect??

Really?? Then I wanna do it too.

Though I think most Asians might have better manner than the westerners!!

I cannot believe men have to fit several criteria to purchase a bride! I thought usually the service match you with whoever whoever!

Who the fuck cares who you end up with??

Oh wait, yes, that makes sense, men are preferred to be rich, old, westerners, dying soon if possible.

I once saw a really really old white man, he looked even older than Hugh Hefner but his partner... She had dark skin, dark hair, authentic Asian look so she might be an Indonesian or Filipino, whatever.

She was wearing something very revealing, but cheap. That top did not suit her at all and she looked awfully slutty. Not that I am evil enough to comment on somebody's fashion taste, but when girls were in clothes that didn't fit them, they looked incredibly cheap and high-class wannabe.

If you don't look good in outfits like that, get something you look better in!

If you're thinking I am too much commenting, picture this: her humble breasts are falling out along with her bra and the label at the back of her top.

Oh sorry, I should've known you would like that.

The Hefner-wannabe must be over 65, he had totally wrinkled skin, so wrinkled that you would mistaken him for an elephant if he has darker or grey skin.

... and very incredibly fat too, he's like the older and more disgusting version of The Hulk, not incredible, just... hulky, in a rather yucky way.

They were together in Watson Sungai Wang opposite Lot 10 near Bukit Bintang, he was paying for some stuffs she bought, quite a lot of money he spent on her!

I tried to put myself in her shoes, now I concluded, no matter how materialistic I am, no matter how into money I am, no matter how much I want to be married, no matter whatever, there IS NO FUCKING WAY I would say yes to be with nor to screw that man!

No even letting him touch me, not even holding his hand, not even giving him a peck, not even going out with him, not even be seen with him!

I don't know much about this service in a foreign land but I had seen stuffs like this in Malaysia.

Here in Malaysia, the foreign bride service is quite popular too, but mostly for Chinese men over their 40s.

I went to the marriage-registered department (whatever it is called) in Muar once to pass up some forms, there were marriage registration forms pasting outside.

You see, in Malaysia, if you want to register to be married with the government, you actually have to have your picture and your partner's picture pasted at the board for people to look at, for 21 days.

If somebody is against this marriage, within these 21 days, they can report it or something, but usually, people are very lazy to do so.

So basically, you are pasting your pictures outside for people to look and laugh at.

I looked at the form, oh, there is this man in his late 50s marrying a young Vietnamese girl.

Oh there is another man in his mid 40s, good good, that's the youngest I could see, he wanted to marry an Indonesian girl.

Then I saw this guy in his late 70s, he was going to marry a Thai bride, his bride, amazingly, is my age.

That's when I started to feel the wonders of foreign bride service.

I would puke thinking I have to spend my whole life with grandpa!!

I talked to my dad about it a few days later, my dad said, when men reached a certain age like 40 or 50, all women are beautiful and the same and they just want a partner to share their life with, despite anything else.

I used to feel sorry for these girls, I think nobody should be forced to do things they don't want to and to spend your whole life with somebody rather old to entertain his penis.

... until I realised a lot of them are actually selling themselves because they are materialistic and oh so into money!

Currency in the west are greater, therefore they marry one westerner to get all the luxuries and stuffs they want.

Why be miserable and unhappy in your own land while you can have a better life somewhere else??

Here in Malaysia, they do it for money (duh, like there's another reason!) along with a visa, but as the money is not so much the currency is no greater, they tend to do mean things, like being horrible to their "purchaser" etc.

Months ago when I was in the court for my court hearing, I actually saw one old man, in his 80s I assume, asking for a divorce from his young Thai wife.

He did not speak Malay therefore the judge had an incredibly hard time questioning him, even the translator couldn't help much, he had hearing problems.

He couldn't even walk properly anyway!!

He claimed that his young wife runaway with lots of young guys months ago and she did not come back ever since.

Poor guy, but if you look him you would understand.

But still doesn't mean what she did was right!

This is like you spending a lot of money buying a so-so laptop and it ran away one day with a new owner!

I saw some news about foreign wives running away from their purchasers here as well, the husbands went to the press with a sad, miserable look begging their "wife" to come home.

I remember once my friend Julia said, she really disliked seeing young girls being with old men, I totally agreed with her.

It gives me goosebumps.

Perhaps I am too mean I look down on these people, but I cannot imagine selling myself, my pride and my happiness for something like this.

I am worthless to the world but priceless to certain people, for all I care, that's more than enough.

I don't know if circumstances come, I would've done the same, but now thinking about it I feel like throwing up.

From the posts girls posted on their profile, agency post on their website, you can conclude that it is a lot easier to find rich, loving men who look like superheroes in the online store than in real life.

So how much are you worth?

Interested?