Yesterday a little joke with Alberto triggered the memories of Mas, the incredibly romantic man.
Mas is a Malay guy whom I met in a scout camp in my college life. He was nice, the reason I had my eye (only one) on him was because he kinda looked like Adam Sandler. Yes, I know, Adam Sandler might not be that cute compared to the Hollywood stars but he sure does compared to Malay guys.
The seven-day camp was a lot more colourful than expected because of Mas. Apparently, most of my classmates already knew him as he was the commander for some scout marching thingy but I didn't as I was too lazy and too princess-like to join something like marching.
Ok, Mas was special, as he said something sooooooo romantic that nobody ever said to me...
He looked into my eyes passionately and said...
..."One day, I would really want to buy you... to buy you... to buy you... a Muslim headscarf!"
He was so not joking, his eyes was shining.
My first reaction was to burst out laughing like "HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...", but that was a really romantic moment and I dared not to ruin it.
I could only hold down my laughter and pretended to be sweet and indulging so I made a meaningful sound, "aww..."
But I did not mean it at all, yeah right, like I would fucking like to have a headscarf on my head!
He said it in such romantic sense that I had to ask him why to make it more romantic.
He said, "Nothing, just to see how you look like with it..."
There he goes, the shining eyes again!
Wow, unbelievable..
He said it with the same tone when a man tells you he wants to buy you really sexy and revealing lingeries and sees how you look like it in!
With all due respects, I don't have a problem with people having a headscarf on their head as it is not mine, it might be a piece of art, but not for me.
After the seven-day camp, we said goodbye and we only saw each other once after that. He still called every day after the call but not anymore after I changed my number. Though there were some little stories but no point talking about it, as he was really religious and I am against religions.
There the story goes...
Saturday, 31 May 2008
Friday, 30 May 2008
The Woman Who Cried "Karma"!
Did you hear, Sharon Stone got into troubles!
Oh no, oh no, it has nothing to do with her slut-wannabe-constant-orgams-non-stop- screwing-actors roles, no no...
... but merely by one word, "karma"!
Miss Stone was in an interview days ago and commenting on the earthquake in China and she said, "All these earthquakes and stuff happened and I thought, 'Is that karma?' When you are not nice, bad things happen to you."
She must be very imaginative, what was she thinking, that people are going to read that and go "ooh, mmm... mmm... Sharon Stone has a very unique and constructive view towards the earthquake, mmm... mmm... It makes complete sense! Yes, karma, karma, karma!"
STUPID!
Who goes around telling people something that causes so many people to die is "karma", even worse, she said that to the world!!
Stone O Stone, let me tell you what karma is:
Karma is when you say somebody has really nice boobs, you wake up the next morning or the following next morning with those almost-the-same nice boobs!
She also claimed the following:
"I'm not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so, I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do about that because I don't like... that."
But she did not make such comments towards the disasters happened before.
Yeah, the rest of the world "like that", except her..
Ok, I get it, only Chinese people are unkind to anyone else... Wait, wait.. Let me rephrase that, only "we" are unkind to anyone else.
Well, she's so badly banned by the Chinese apparently, she's now gotten her karma!
Oh no, oh no, it has nothing to do with her slut-wannabe-constant-orgams-non-stop- screwing-actors roles, no no...
... but merely by one word, "karma"!
Miss Stone was in an interview days ago and commenting on the earthquake in China and she said, "All these earthquakes and stuff happened and I thought, 'Is that karma?' When you are not nice, bad things happen to you."
She must be very imaginative, what was she thinking, that people are going to read that and go "ooh, mmm... mmm... Sharon Stone has a very unique and constructive view towards the earthquake, mmm... mmm... It makes complete sense! Yes, karma, karma, karma!"
STUPID!
Who goes around telling people something that causes so many people to die is "karma", even worse, she said that to the world!!
Stone O Stone, let me tell you what karma is:
Karma is when you say somebody has really nice boobs, you wake up the next morning or the following next morning with those almost-the-same nice boobs!
She also claimed the following:
"I'm not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so, I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do about that because I don't like... that."
But she did not make such comments towards the disasters happened before.
Yeah, the rest of the world "like that", except her..
Ok, I get it, only Chinese people are unkind to anyone else... Wait, wait.. Let me rephrase that, only "we" are unkind to anyone else.
Well, she's so badly banned by the Chinese apparently, she's now gotten her karma!
Sunday, 25 May 2008
The Consultion for an Insultion
You could never trust girls when it comes to computer work.
Therefore, you could never trust guys when you consult him for advice, he normally gives you this oh-yes-you're-a-woman-you-don't-know-anything-about-computers-and-it's-normal- -so-I-don't-blame-you look.
But hmph, don't you squint at me because I am the computer geek in my school, I believe only one teacher out of 150 could exceed me in my school; I don't believe there is more than 10 girls with better knowledge among my working field.
Yes, I am as egoistic as Paris Hilton, you should know that by now!
So of course, I am always one of the leaders when it comes to computing in my school but I get very annoyed when I received the finished work from the teachers, very VERY annoyed.
The documents are either very badly adjusted, not neat enough or of very bad formatting.
That's okay, I can tolerate or repair that.
Once, a teacher shot some pictures of me teaching. I pretended to be so loving and gentle and enthuistic when she was shooting, so of course, everyone who saw the pictures would think I am the best teacher in the world.
Then I must publish those pictures online in order to make more guys like me! So I passed her my thumbdrive and I kindly asked her to copy me those pictures.
Tell me, how hard exactly is it, to fucking copy 4 pictures, 4 lousy pictures to a thumbdrive??!
When she returned me my thumbdrive, I searched the whole drive for *.jpeg files but I see none. Then I tried *.bmp, still no result... I don't believe she would be hi-tech enough to have her pictures in gif or png formats but I checked anyway.
So I consulted her about the location, she told me to look for a file named "Memory", only 4 pictures, so needless for her to create a new folder specially for that.
Aww... "Memory", how sweet!
Easier this time to look for a file with that exact name, but I got one of the biggest shock of my life..
She was oh so kind, she used this procedure to copy the pictures for me:
1. Open Microsoft Words.
2. Go to Insert> Pictures> From File.
3. Select the files you want, then click ok.
4. Adjust the picture into a smaller or bigger size. (optional)
After you insert the pictures you want, repeat step 2 and 3 or 4 to insert more pictures.
(PS: If you cannot find Microsoft Words on your desktop, click "Start" on the bottom of your windows and find it there. WARNING: The following attempt is only for Windows XP)
Can you imagine, I got my 4 pictures in a *.doc file!!
When she said "Memory" with only one file name, I was actually kinda "impressed" she knows how to zip pictures into one file!
It is not a problem for me to extract a picture out of a document file, but all the pictures are so badly adjusted, my face looked so long, like a bloody giraffe!!!
One word, dumb!
If you want to insert a picture in Ms Word, you must adjust it properly!
No no no, not clicking on the dot on the 180-degree side, but the 90-degree one.
So of course, no point seeking her again, I've given up on those pictures, I didn't look so beautiful anyway.
Then, I am in-charge of building a web page that contains all the pictures of the teachers in my school. I took the morning session and assigned my group member to build the page for afternoon session.
She did not really know how to do it, I gave her a brief on the procedure, no problem, she is nice and new, I can teach her. A month later, she finally finished. I asked her to save it in a certain computer for me to take a look.
One more time, I only trust myself when it comes to computing.
So I went to the computer the next day and ready to check on her work.
I am so expertise in this that I did not even need to "click" on the folder to "open" the file, just by looking at it, I already know it is impossible to open the file.
She fucking copied the "shortcut" of that folder, only the shortcut!!
Ok, fine, I made her redo it, this time, I got another shock.
The webpage is in bloody *.doc format, again!
Do teachers in my school love Ms Word that much??
Ok, this problem is minor, I can convert a document file into a web page file.
But... who uses Ms Word to create webpage?!?!
There is this male teacher in my school, who is big-headed like me, except the fact that he is empty but I am not, he thought he was so good, he kept showing off about his computer knowledge, but duh, he couldn't even open a volume that contains startup virus! But at least, he is a lot better than other teachers, esp the female ones.
There is this other teacher, who once studied computing (as I heard), she did not even know how to remove a paper stuck in a Laser printer and she was going to contact the government people to do it.. and she is more egoistic than me!
I hereby thanking them for giving me such opportunities, I am actually not that good in computing.
One word, stunned..
I specially hate those people who gave you an insulting look when you consult them for problems, I never show that look to somebody who asked me about computer problems, as long as they're not doing any work for me, it's not my problem they're not good, they would be better than me when it comes to many many things else!
So, make sure you are good enough to work for me, I don't trust people, not even you!
Therefore, you could never trust guys when you consult him for advice, he normally gives you this oh-yes-you're-a-woman-you-don't-know-anything-about-computers-and-it's-normal- -so-I-don't-blame-you look.
But hmph, don't you squint at me because I am the computer geek in my school, I believe only one teacher out of 150 could exceed me in my school; I don't believe there is more than 10 girls with better knowledge among my working field.
Yes, I am as egoistic as Paris Hilton, you should know that by now!
So of course, I am always one of the leaders when it comes to computing in my school but I get very annoyed when I received the finished work from the teachers, very VERY annoyed.
The documents are either very badly adjusted, not neat enough or of very bad formatting.
That's okay, I can tolerate or repair that.
Once, a teacher shot some pictures of me teaching. I pretended to be so loving and gentle and enthuistic when she was shooting, so of course, everyone who saw the pictures would think I am the best teacher in the world.
Then I must publish those pictures online in order to make more guys like me! So I passed her my thumbdrive and I kindly asked her to copy me those pictures.
Tell me, how hard exactly is it, to fucking copy 4 pictures, 4 lousy pictures to a thumbdrive??!
When she returned me my thumbdrive, I searched the whole drive for *.jpeg files but I see none. Then I tried *.bmp, still no result... I don't believe she would be hi-tech enough to have her pictures in gif or png formats but I checked anyway.
So I consulted her about the location, she told me to look for a file named "Memory", only 4 pictures, so needless for her to create a new folder specially for that.
Aww... "Memory", how sweet!
Easier this time to look for a file with that exact name, but I got one of the biggest shock of my life..
She was oh so kind, she used this procedure to copy the pictures for me:
1. Open Microsoft Words.
2. Go to Insert> Pictures> From File.
3. Select the files you want, then click ok.
4. Adjust the picture into a smaller or bigger size. (optional)
After you insert the pictures you want, repeat step 2 and 3 or 4 to insert more pictures.
(PS: If you cannot find Microsoft Words on your desktop, click "Start" on the bottom of your windows and find it there. WARNING: The following attempt is only for Windows XP)
Can you imagine, I got my 4 pictures in a *.doc file!!
When she said "Memory" with only one file name, I was actually kinda "impressed" she knows how to zip pictures into one file!
It is not a problem for me to extract a picture out of a document file, but all the pictures are so badly adjusted, my face looked so long, like a bloody giraffe!!!
One word, dumb!
If you want to insert a picture in Ms Word, you must adjust it properly!
No no no, not clicking on the dot on the 180-degree side, but the 90-degree one.
So of course, no point seeking her again, I've given up on those pictures, I didn't look so beautiful anyway.
Then, I am in-charge of building a web page that contains all the pictures of the teachers in my school. I took the morning session and assigned my group member to build the page for afternoon session.
She did not really know how to do it, I gave her a brief on the procedure, no problem, she is nice and new, I can teach her. A month later, she finally finished. I asked her to save it in a certain computer for me to take a look.
One more time, I only trust myself when it comes to computing.
So I went to the computer the next day and ready to check on her work.
I am so expertise in this that I did not even need to "click" on the folder to "open" the file, just by looking at it, I already know it is impossible to open the file.
She fucking copied the "shortcut" of that folder, only the shortcut!!
Ok, fine, I made her redo it, this time, I got another shock.
The webpage is in bloody *.doc format, again!
Do teachers in my school love Ms Word that much??
Ok, this problem is minor, I can convert a document file into a web page file.
But... who uses Ms Word to create webpage?!?!
There is this male teacher in my school, who is big-headed like me, except the fact that he is empty but I am not, he thought he was so good, he kept showing off about his computer knowledge, but duh, he couldn't even open a volume that contains startup virus! But at least, he is a lot better than other teachers, esp the female ones.
There is this other teacher, who once studied computing (as I heard), she did not even know how to remove a paper stuck in a Laser printer and she was going to contact the government people to do it.. and she is more egoistic than me!
I hereby thanking them for giving me such opportunities, I am actually not that good in computing.
One word, stunned..
I specially hate those people who gave you an insulting look when you consult them for problems, I never show that look to somebody who asked me about computer problems, as long as they're not doing any work for me, it's not my problem they're not good, they would be better than me when it comes to many many things else!
So, make sure you are good enough to work for me, I don't trust people, not even you!
Saturday, 24 May 2008
The Daughters of the Prostitutes
Nope, I never like those two girls.
The older one, A, she was a student in my English class last year. Lazy, not paying attention, bad in English and wasn't learning properly, she gave me really bad impression.
The younger one, B, she has a different surname than A. When I first saw them together I couldn't make any connection as they have different surnames and they don't look alike at all, but they claimed they are "sisters" so I assumed they were "cousins".
Ok ok, B, she is a student in my class now. She is very cute, very sweet, but also very lazy and full of lies. I used to like her quite much but she enjoys quarrelling with boys and I caught her telling lies several times.
Hey, don't judge me, wait till you be a teacher!!
So, I never realised their family background until today.
I heard about their father and the dramatic story but I did not have time enough to squeeze the juicy details out from somewhere. Yes, I could be good starring as a desperate housewife except that I am too busy and lazy.
I was at my hairdresser's today and I read about the story in a gossip magazine. First, this woman attracted my attention as she was crying in the picture. Then I checked out her name... hey, it sounds familiar!
Then until I saw the name of the crying woman's sister's husband and made some linking, I realise, she is B's mother!!
I knew it, somebody as smart as me doesn't forget names!
Imagine how shocking I was, yes, a little amazed with my smartness and I wanted to know the story for so long now!!
So the whole story goes like this, once there was a beautiful sister C who is in love with this ugly guy. She was with him for so long. But then, one shocking evening, she found out he raped her sister, D, the crying woman, during D's 19th birthday.
D was really scared of C's husband after the rape. But C's husband wouldn't stop stalking and molesting her. She tried to runaway but he always ended up finding her. So one day, he told her, she is destinied to be with him for the rest of their lives...
...and she fucking believed it!!
There is no way she could runaway as their lives are tied up together, unless...
Unless they fucking fuck three more times to break their fate!
... and she fucking believed it again!
So yes, three times, in a hotel room, he was on top of her naked body, kissing and touching and squeezing and this and that.
She felt disgusting but she endured it in order to break what destiny said. But there was one time, she pushed him. Now it's getting more interesting, below "could be" the conversation:
Him: *gasp* oh no, oh no, now that you pushed me away, our fate will not be broken! That's something horrible you just did!!
Her: Oh no, come on, let's continue, or re-fuck!
Him: No no.. Even if we re-fuck a thousand times, our fate wouldn't break, it's useless now, you must be my mistress to fulfill our fate!
... and she fucking believed it again!
If that were me I would fucking kick him in the nuts!
But then again if that were me I would have already castrated him after he raped me.
Bastard!
D's older sister, C, remember her? Persuaded her to be his mistress, in order to save her marriage! She made up some story that they were destinied and blah blah..
Bitch!
... and again, she fucking believed it!
So, D became his mistress just like that, but of course, with condition, that he could not divorce C.
Then one day out of the blue, he told them, they needed to go out to sell their bodies to earn money in order to save a "sickness" he had!
... and they fucking believed it, no surprise, I can't even be bothered to use exclaimation mark again this time.
So there the story goes, they offered sex for money, those poor-yet-dim girls.
So, C's husband met E, who was educated and pretty, and he made up some superstitious story that they had to "make love" for him to force out some evilness in her, and she fucking *sigh* believed it..
My god, seriously, are girls nowadays really that stupid??
If by having sex you could "force out" your evilness I would be the purest girl on earth by now.. Oh wait, there is Paris Hilton, damn it!
So, they got together, and he even asked his eldest daughter to tape the sex act, how sick is that!!
Finally, C divorced him. D, his mistress, did not need to do that as they were not married, lucky her.
C has two children with him, A (remember her?), is her youngest daughter.
D has three children with him too, B (remember her?), is her second daughter.
So the reporter asked D, if she loved him, and she answered, when she was pregnant with his son, he took care of her really well, and she fell..
I am totally stunned, how could you fall for your rapist?!?!?!
I am sure if she write a book called "How To Fall For Your Rapist", she would be more famous than Rowling!
Then C said she never blamed her sister for being with him.. Duh, she persuaded her, she ruined her sister's life and she even dared to say something like that????
I would fucking kick him and her in the nuts.. Oh wait, she has no nuts!
But then, I never realised A and B's life is that miserable!
They're only children, because of the chaotic mess between two women and a liar.
I felt so much love towards them suddenly..
The older one, A, she was a student in my English class last year. Lazy, not paying attention, bad in English and wasn't learning properly, she gave me really bad impression.
The younger one, B, she has a different surname than A. When I first saw them together I couldn't make any connection as they have different surnames and they don't look alike at all, but they claimed they are "sisters" so I assumed they were "cousins".
Ok ok, B, she is a student in my class now. She is very cute, very sweet, but also very lazy and full of lies. I used to like her quite much but she enjoys quarrelling with boys and I caught her telling lies several times.
Hey, don't judge me, wait till you be a teacher!!
So, I never realised their family background until today.
I heard about their father and the dramatic story but I did not have time enough to squeeze the juicy details out from somewhere. Yes, I could be good starring as a desperate housewife except that I am too busy and lazy.
I was at my hairdresser's today and I read about the story in a gossip magazine. First, this woman attracted my attention as she was crying in the picture. Then I checked out her name... hey, it sounds familiar!
Then until I saw the name of the crying woman's sister's husband and made some linking, I realise, she is B's mother!!
I knew it, somebody as smart as me doesn't forget names!
Imagine how shocking I was, yes, a little amazed with my smartness and I wanted to know the story for so long now!!
So the whole story goes like this, once there was a beautiful sister C who is in love with this ugly guy. She was with him for so long. But then, one shocking evening, she found out he raped her sister, D, the crying woman, during D's 19th birthday.
D was really scared of C's husband after the rape. But C's husband wouldn't stop stalking and molesting her. She tried to runaway but he always ended up finding her. So one day, he told her, she is destinied to be with him for the rest of their lives...
...and she fucking believed it!!
There is no way she could runaway as their lives are tied up together, unless...
Unless they fucking fuck three more times to break their fate!
... and she fucking believed it again!
So yes, three times, in a hotel room, he was on top of her naked body, kissing and touching and squeezing and this and that.
She felt disgusting but she endured it in order to break what destiny said. But there was one time, she pushed him. Now it's getting more interesting, below "could be" the conversation:
Him: *gasp* oh no, oh no, now that you pushed me away, our fate will not be broken! That's something horrible you just did!!
Her: Oh no, come on, let's continue, or re-fuck!
Him: No no.. Even if we re-fuck a thousand times, our fate wouldn't break, it's useless now, you must be my mistress to fulfill our fate!
... and she fucking believed it again!
If that were me I would fucking kick him in the nuts!
But then again if that were me I would have already castrated him after he raped me.
Bastard!
D's older sister, C, remember her? Persuaded her to be his mistress, in order to save her marriage! She made up some story that they were destinied and blah blah..
Bitch!
... and again, she fucking believed it!
So, D became his mistress just like that, but of course, with condition, that he could not divorce C.
Then one day out of the blue, he told them, they needed to go out to sell their bodies to earn money in order to save a "sickness" he had!
... and they fucking believed it, no surprise, I can't even be bothered to use exclaimation mark again this time.
So there the story goes, they offered sex for money, those poor-yet-dim girls.
So, C's husband met E, who was educated and pretty, and he made up some superstitious story that they had to "make love" for him to force out some evilness in her, and she fucking *sigh* believed it..
My god, seriously, are girls nowadays really that stupid??
If by having sex you could "force out" your evilness I would be the purest girl on earth by now.. Oh wait, there is Paris Hilton, damn it!
So, they got together, and he even asked his eldest daughter to tape the sex act, how sick is that!!
Finally, C divorced him. D, his mistress, did not need to do that as they were not married, lucky her.
C has two children with him, A (remember her?), is her youngest daughter.
D has three children with him too, B (remember her?), is her second daughter.
So the reporter asked D, if she loved him, and she answered, when she was pregnant with his son, he took care of her really well, and she fell..
I am totally stunned, how could you fall for your rapist?!?!?!
I am sure if she write a book called "How To Fall For Your Rapist", she would be more famous than Rowling!
Then C said she never blamed her sister for being with him.. Duh, she persuaded her, she ruined her sister's life and she even dared to say something like that????
I would fucking kick him and her in the nuts.. Oh wait, she has no nuts!
But then, I never realised A and B's life is that miserable!
They're only children, because of the chaotic mess between two women and a liar.
I felt so much love towards them suddenly..
Friday, 16 May 2008
The Santa Claus(es) Are Coming To School!
So, I was expecting to walk into my office with a whole pile of presents resting on top of my desk.
Yes, Santa(s) are coming! In fact, Santa(s) came!
It's the 16th of May and it is said to be the "noblest" day for the teachers. On this day, kids pose as Santa(s) and leave all the presents on our desk in the morning and some even leave it in an anonymous way.
Believe me, last year, all the presents I got took me two HUGE plastic bags to carry them and I had an incredibly hard time carry them home! But apparently, the kids are doing me a really huge favour by not giving me many things this year, buuu...
Ok, I will represent the evil voice inside every teacher which nobody dares to speak, he/she who says "don't give anything, it's not important and it doesn't matter" is a complete lie, lie, LIE! Everyone has a childish side and everyone loves opening presents, YOU WIMP!!
My point is, nope, whether a child gives me his presents or not I will still love him, but if he does, he will make me quite happy and if nobody does, I will be very buuu with every of my students! I am so sorry but your affections feed my ego, big time!
Ok ok.. how many presents did I see on my desk while I walked in? The answer, two, if you must count the two sweets lying on my desk!!
I must say that is a "little" less than expected, sure I was being humble. Last year there was a potential "Mount Fuji" waiting for me, but this year, guess not even Gunung Tahan I will get!
But fair enough, the children saw me entering the office, they started to give me a lot of presents. Ok ok, now I started to smile.
I secretly gazed at the other teachers' desks, MUAHAHA, my presents were more than theirs..
Then I looked at Ivy, this really cute and sweet and pretty teacher whom I almost fell in love with a month ago, she HAD the "Mount Everest" there! A Mount Everest with a lot of fake flowers around it!!
That makes me a little buu.. I can only hope more Santa(s) are coming!
So the bell rings, I was supposed to enter my own class, I was a little moodless, damn those little brats, I've spent so much energy and they did not even care about this only festive I have. But as I walked towards my class, I saw the lights were off but the fans were still spinning... Ok, I knew what they're up to now.
Yes, as I walked closer, I heard a little boy shouting, "Teacher Hu is coming!" and there was still a little bit of noise and I saw a lot of little heads hiding under their desks through the windows.
No way I would "pretend" to be surprise with that horrible scheme! So, I opened the windows and yelled "class 4D who can't even act!"
They laughed and opened the door for me to go in. To my surprise, they turned on the lights and blew bubbles towards me!! THAT was the surprise and that would be the best present for this year.
That's my boys!
Then they all started to put presents on my table and wished me Happy Teacher's Day. That made me felt so touched! The kids were really thoughtful for this, they were not so thoughtful during the exams, unfortunately.
Anyway, after the school had a little celebration and I went back to the office, a lot of students started to give me their presents and greetings.
Now you're talking!!
Then, some much older kids which are in my Moral class (I know I am not suitable to teach Moral but don't say it!), they kidnapped me somewhere to take pictures with them, ok, so Teacher Hu, the celebrity now!
We looked for locations and then we found one, the girls asked me to wear the little cardigan they bought me. My god, they are like potential men who buy you really sexy clothes and ask you to wear for them!
Yes, I wouldn't want to upset them, so I wore it. They took a lot of snaps with me, I was really amazed at how much they like me!
There are a lot of presemts now and I have a bus to catch so no way I can carry those presents, I will leave them in school and take it back next week.
Thanks my children, it's not your presents that make me happy, it is YOU!
Happy Teacher's Day!
Yes, Santa(s) are coming! In fact, Santa(s) came!
It's the 16th of May and it is said to be the "noblest" day for the teachers. On this day, kids pose as Santa(s) and leave all the presents on our desk in the morning and some even leave it in an anonymous way.
Believe me, last year, all the presents I got took me two HUGE plastic bags to carry them and I had an incredibly hard time carry them home! But apparently, the kids are doing me a really huge favour by not giving me many things this year, buuu...
Ok, I will represent the evil voice inside every teacher which nobody dares to speak, he/she who says "don't give anything, it's not important and it doesn't matter" is a complete lie, lie, LIE! Everyone has a childish side and everyone loves opening presents, YOU WIMP!!
My point is, nope, whether a child gives me his presents or not I will still love him, but if he does, he will make me quite happy and if nobody does, I will be very buuu with every of my students! I am so sorry but your affections feed my ego, big time!
Ok ok.. how many presents did I see on my desk while I walked in? The answer, two, if you must count the two sweets lying on my desk!!
I must say that is a "little" less than expected, sure I was being humble. Last year there was a potential "Mount Fuji" waiting for me, but this year, guess not even Gunung Tahan I will get!
But fair enough, the children saw me entering the office, they started to give me a lot of presents. Ok ok, now I started to smile.
I secretly gazed at the other teachers' desks, MUAHAHA, my presents were more than theirs..
Then I looked at Ivy, this really cute and sweet and pretty teacher whom I almost fell in love with a month ago, she HAD the "Mount Everest" there! A Mount Everest with a lot of fake flowers around it!!
That makes me a little buu.. I can only hope more Santa(s) are coming!
So the bell rings, I was supposed to enter my own class, I was a little moodless, damn those little brats, I've spent so much energy and they did not even care about this only festive I have. But as I walked towards my class, I saw the lights were off but the fans were still spinning... Ok, I knew what they're up to now.
Yes, as I walked closer, I heard a little boy shouting, "Teacher Hu is coming!" and there was still a little bit of noise and I saw a lot of little heads hiding under their desks through the windows.
No way I would "pretend" to be surprise with that horrible scheme! So, I opened the windows and yelled "class 4D who can't even act!"
They laughed and opened the door for me to go in. To my surprise, they turned on the lights and blew bubbles towards me!! THAT was the surprise and that would be the best present for this year.
That's my boys!
Then they all started to put presents on my table and wished me Happy Teacher's Day. That made me felt so touched! The kids were really thoughtful for this, they were not so thoughtful during the exams, unfortunately.
Anyway, after the school had a little celebration and I went back to the office, a lot of students started to give me their presents and greetings.
Now you're talking!!
Then, some much older kids which are in my Moral class (I know I am not suitable to teach Moral but don't say it!), they kidnapped me somewhere to take pictures with them, ok, so Teacher Hu, the celebrity now!
We looked for locations and then we found one, the girls asked me to wear the little cardigan they bought me. My god, they are like potential men who buy you really sexy clothes and ask you to wear for them!
Yes, I wouldn't want to upset them, so I wore it. They took a lot of snaps with me, I was really amazed at how much they like me!
There are a lot of presemts now and I have a bus to catch so no way I can carry those presents, I will leave them in school and take it back next week.
Thanks my children, it's not your presents that make me happy, it is YOU!
Happy Teacher's Day!
Sunday, 11 May 2008
The Resemblance of a Computer (and Marriage)...
A new computer is like a marriage!!
My main hobby is computing, I love computer so much that I can live without a man, live without sex, live without glamourous outfits but I cannot live without a computer.
I recently upgraded my computer into a very freaky nice workstation, these are the stuffs I bought:
1. Gigabyte AMD 64 GA-MA770-DS3 motherboard
2. AMD Athlon 64 x2 Dual Core AM2 5000+ Black Edition/2.60GHz/940 pin
3. Corsair Twin 2x 2GB PC800 DDR2 RAM XMS CL5
4. XFX PCX GF 8600GT 256B DDR3 128bit (650M)
5. Cooler Master 460W Extreme Power Plus + 12cm fan v2.3
So all these stuffs above that costed me less than RM1600 are supposed to make my computer flies like a birdie, flying so much that I might have to chain it down, but it was giving me so much sh*t the whole night and frustrated me so much!!
This really is like a bloody marriage!
Don't you see why?
1. It makes you excited at first and frustrated at the second!
2. It gives you so much problems and you're starting to miss your old computer!
3. There are so many reasons for a system failure and too complicated to even fix it!
4. You are trying your best to resolve all the problems but the computer just sits there and do nothing!
5. You try to start at the beginning but it keeps going back to where all the problems were!
6. You thought all the stuffs you bought are so bloody damn great but they turned out to be fucking piece of shits together!
7. You get worried sometimes that someone might break-in and steal the computer as you have so much data you cannot afford to lose; but really, that piece of shit??
If the problems are resolved, you get very happy and will get bored when time comes but if they don't, you get so damn frustrated, annoyed and depressed.
But the difference...
1. it will never call you a "fucking bitchy drama queen"!
2. it will never say "honey, we need some space"!
3. There are signs but you never have to worry about it cheating on you, though your condoms are missing!
4. It never thought about having sex with another woman.
So in another word, this computer is like MY former marriage!
My main hobby is computing, I love computer so much that I can live without a man, live without sex, live without glamourous outfits but I cannot live without a computer.
I recently upgraded my computer into a very freaky nice workstation, these are the stuffs I bought:
1. Gigabyte AMD 64 GA-MA770-DS3 motherboard
2. AMD Athlon 64 x2 Dual Core AM2 5000+ Black Edition/2.60GHz/940 pin
3. Corsair Twin 2x 2GB PC800 DDR2 RAM XMS CL5
4. XFX PCX GF 8600GT 256B DDR3 128bit (650M)
5. Cooler Master 460W Extreme Power Plus + 12cm fan v2.3
So all these stuffs above that costed me less than RM1600 are supposed to make my computer flies like a birdie, flying so much that I might have to chain it down, but it was giving me so much sh*t the whole night and frustrated me so much!!
This really is like a bloody marriage!
Don't you see why?
1. It makes you excited at first and frustrated at the second!
2. It gives you so much problems and you're starting to miss your old computer!
3. There are so many reasons for a system failure and too complicated to even fix it!
4. You are trying your best to resolve all the problems but the computer just sits there and do nothing!
5. You try to start at the beginning but it keeps going back to where all the problems were!
6. You thought all the stuffs you bought are so bloody damn great but they turned out to be fucking piece of shits together!
7. You get worried sometimes that someone might break-in and steal the computer as you have so much data you cannot afford to lose; but really, that piece of shit??
If the problems are resolved, you get very happy and will get bored when time comes but if they don't, you get so damn frustrated, annoyed and depressed.
But the difference...
1. it will never call you a "fucking bitchy drama queen"!
2. it will never say "honey, we need some space"!
3. There are signs but you never have to worry about it cheating on you, though your condoms are missing!
4. It never thought about having sex with another woman.
So in another word, this computer is like MY former marriage!
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