The Simulated Daylight Saving

Well, my dear, if you want me to work for you, you're seriously going to hate me.

And if you are the type who cannot sit patiently while waiting for me to get the work done, I am going to be very annoyed with you as well.

I'll admit it, I do have a "fatal" flaw, it's rather major when it comes to work but it's rather minor in the eyes of calm people: I am very, truly, highly, incredibly, deadly, extremely, enormously, and fucking last-minute. (thank you thesaurus.com!)

But what do you care?

I won't look for any excuses, I am just lazy. So what?

Besides, which you could say in my defense, I find myself extremely productive working under the pressure of time. I am smart, fast and efficient, if I get to finish my work on time, what is the problem?

Take this thingy as an example:
Yesterday in school, we were told to finish entering the result of our students by 1:00 pm the next day, which is today. I did not know about it until this morning at 9:00am. Fine, I still have 4 hours. This work takes no more than 5 minutes for me, alright, why don't we just sit back and enjoy a little while watching others rushing their ass off?

But then at 11:05am, I was kinda blamed for not finishing and apparently, everyone had finished and "was waiting" for me so they could do the printing.

Sounded like I was the most horribly lazy teacher among the other 144s.

How hilarious, if you want to start doing the printing at 11:00am, might as well just tell people to finish by 11, isn't it wiser that way?

I work accordingly to your orders my dear, when you say 1:00pm, I hear 1 and I estimate how long it takes for me to finish, then I finish by 12:59 for you. If you're lucky, maybe even 12:55. But if you told me to finish by 1, you gotta be really stupid to think the work will magically be done by 11.

These people have no Mathematical sense. Take this another stupid example which totally makes me laugh, ironically:
A week ago, we were told to register our students online, 45 students for an important government examination next year. Alrighty, we have to finish by the 31st of August.

Wow, I love it when we don't have to finish our work the next day, but if we really do, I can finish it very quickly. With my typing skill and computer knowledge, trust me, my last-minute habit is the least of your problems.

So, let's take a look at our calendar, it says the 4th of August today. Guess what I was blamed for this morning.

Yup, I guess the other 14 teachers had started registering, only me who hasn't even started yet.

So I asked, we have to finish by the "31st" isn't it?

Yes we do.

Then, silly, why do we have to rush Giselle Hu?

How fucking ironic, I still have 27 more days before the deadline and yet, I was sort of lectured and blamed.

Duh, these people are like stupid or what?

If you said 31st, it means 31st, not the bloody 11th, not even the fucking 5th!

If you want us to finish sooner, you would sound a lot smarter by telling us an earlier date wouldn't you?

It's really easy to get Giselle Hu to work like she's on fire, you just have to pass something to her, give her a deadline and go wait patiently before you see the work done perfectly on your desk.

I don't like my last-minute habit, yes, but, if I get to finish my work on time, what do you fucking care?

It's your problem being an early bird, it's my problem being a night owl. Want me to get the work done by your UTC Daylight Saving? Easy, all you have to do is to be more accurate.

Sorry but I am just not the type to adapt or rush like an idiot or a nervous freak so I could suit myself with your impatience.

Just let me sit back and enjoy myself while while I do things for you, it's not my fault you are not as fast and efficient as I am.