The Shopper Who Makes Remarkable Impressions

If you've done business a few times with Giselle Hu, I'm sure she made an impression.

She often comes into your shop buying stuffs in even numbers, stuffs she's bought a few times before.

Read my lips, same stuffs, many times.

If you're familiar with that pair of white heels I always wear, you will notice that it is unbelievably lasting.

Even longer lasting than Duracell or Energizer batteries.

Yes, you've seen them on my feet since last year 8 hours a day, 6 days a week, so why aren't they broken yet?

The secret? As it's been told many times by Giselle Hu, merely because I own 9 pairs of the same shoes.

... and people who heard it have their mouth so wide it's Muhammad-Ali's-fist-fitable.

Yes yes yes, 9 pairs of same-design-same-colour. Everyone calls me crazy.

What's the problem? Why is it okay to go back to a restaurant eating the same dish 9 times, go to a funfair and play the same game 9 times, visit the same hairdresser and request for the same service 9 times, but not buying the same design 9 times?

I am a huge lover of Fabiano Ricco's heels since 2002 and I barely wear any heels other than my usual brand, very barely. I usually buy white heels since they tend to attract attention better.

So, you can say Ricco will be able to survive by doing business with me, solo.

Today, I had to go back to the outlet as my heels are "slowly" running out, I finish one pair in 3 or 4 months because I usually walk in Olympic-record high speed so they tend to drain out real quickly.

Aside from the one I wear to work now, I only have 2 pairs left.

That's not enough, like I told you, in about 6 months no more favourite heels ever.

You may wonder why I don't buy other shoes. This design, I am telling you, is by far the MOST ELEGANT design I've ever seen. Other than that, it's beautiful, sexy and comfortable, with an affordable, very incredibly affordable price as low as RM59, it's the apple of my eye!

It's not too formal, there's no one single shiny stones on it, it's just right.

Like my Miss Right, if I was to have a bisexual or homosexual relationship.

Finally, I found the heels in the branch of KL as I couldn't find them in Muar, I took it to the shopkeeper, told her I want 2 pairs, sat down patiently and waited for my beloved to arrive.

While I was trying them, she popped me a question, asking if I was the one that bought the same design last time.

I replied, "Yes, you remember me??" while pretended to be excited but secretly a little embarrassed.

I was hoping for a nice response like "Oh of course, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my whole life!" or perhaps, a bitchy response like "Yes, the legless centipede scar on your left arm is very remarkable."

I don't fit the profile of the former but I thought it'd cause her no harm saying that as she's done my business 10,000 times.

Surprisingly, she said "There's only you who bought it this many times."

Ouch, truly!