The Rubbers in Beautiful and Colourful Boxes

Most men I know don't like using condoms.

People, I said "I know", not "I had physical contact with".

That is so bloody selfish and pathetic. If someone who wants to have sex with you refused to put on a condom, he is hopelessly selfish and you should just dump him.

Days ago when I was on my quest to a sex shop in Singapore, I saw lots of girls laughing and giggling choosing among some condoms.

Like teenagers, duh. Time to grow up, girls, you only buy condoms on your own or with a guy, not with your girlfriends!!!

... and you don't "giggle" when you buy condoms, like you don't "giggle" when you have sex!

They were choosing among the kinky condoms, you know, the kind that doesn't protect you from pregnancies or STDs at all, but merely for fun and the kinkiness.

... and they pain the CRAP out of you!

I was very tempted to walk towards them and tell them don't ruin their sexual experience with that kinda condoms, but nah, they have a lot to learn.

When I was shopping with my sister, Judy just now, we passed by the condom section in a drug store.

One of the 12-condom boxes actually comes with a free gift, I was very curious therefore I reached for the box for a closer look...

It comes with a free keychain, alright, I thought it comes with something more interesting, but nevermind, I would never buy a box of 12 condoms in front of my family.

I am very shy, remember?

My sister asked me then, what was I holding in my hand, I said, "condoms, duh!"

I asked her if she's never seen a condom before in her life, she told me, yes, her teacher once bought one to show them.

My god, teachers these days are incredibly dedicated, I would never spend my money to buy a condom to show my children!

My teacher never showed us what a condom is like anyway, I bought a box of 3 condoms when I was 14 to have a proper look.

3 condoms, one for checking, one as the birthday present for my best friend Arwen, the other one I just don't remember, but for sure, I DID NOT use it!

That box was incredibly cheap, RM2, it's a Durex.

Durex, the best, remember?

Now I doubt it if people would risk their future buying cheap condoms. So maybe, Durex specially produced that kinda cheap ones for "life explorers" like me.

Yup, Arwen was a decent girl, in fact, she still is. She was blushing like crazy when she received that condom and she tried to throw it away.

We were way naughtier, we rescued the condom by grabbing it and ran to the toilet. Then we filled it with water and poked a hole on it.

We poked only one hole at that one spot which I am sure you will be able to guess where. It looked just like a man shooting out his load.

Yup, our curiousity were completely satisfied, time to go back to the classroom, as for the condom, time to go back to where it belonged: the dustbin.

It would be bloody funny if the teachers found the condom in the bin, that would freak the crap out of them.

Oh, I never mentioned, I was in a Malay school, the alternate name for Malay school is "Muslim school", almost all the teachers there are Muslim.

Muslims, you know how they feel about sex!

Thanks to Durex, my curiousity towards condoms came to an end.

Until I was 19, I bought 2 boxes of condoms.

I still remember, the bloody Muslim cashier lady in the drug store actually lectured me for buying condoms! She said, "hey, you are only a student and you buy condoms?!"

I dressed up casually that time, with my glasses, I looked fairly innocent. I was quite unhappy, it's not my problem about her conservative mind. So I laughed out sarcastically, "Me? A student??"

She was embarrassed then she quickly scanned the items and wrapped it up for me.

Unprofessional, but I think it's good. It is not encouraged for youngsters here to have sex plus I am very against premature sex.

After that, I paid more attentions to condoms. I could never believe there are so many varieties to choose from, those boxes brighten up your minds!

There are ribbed, raised dots, ribbed and raised dots, tingle, etc etc, even pleasure enhancing lubes for you to choose from!

I never knew any women who don't like using condoms except Stella, Stella told me condoms take away most of the pleasure.

... and she only uses "ultra thin", she pointed it at me as the drug store was doing some promotion for that condom.

I checked, the diameter for that kinda ultra thin condoms is like.. 48mm, that's like.. so-bloody-tight-no-blood-circulation-you-feel-like-that-part-of-your-body-is-dying size.

In case you are wondering, there is no size range for the condoms here. Unlike the west, they sell condoms from size medium to size unknown, no surprise, who would buy a small sized condom?

Condoms here are with a usual size of 52mm(or 52.5mm, but not a lot). If you are like.. gigantic, you will have to go for the 56mm's, Durex: Comfort.

That's the largest you could find here in Asia. If you are against Durex, sorry, you're on your own.

If you don't know how to use a condom you can always log on to the official site of the Durex world, they have an online free tutorial.

I really like to study and read about condoms when I am in a drug store, though sometimes some uncles give me some strange look thinking that I am the new crowned slut in Asia and I fuck men like crazy.

That is so not true, I am the intellectual type, I study and read.

Use a condom, though that's not very environmental-friendly, but don't we just love condoms sometimes?