The Collection of Some Horribly Awful Songs

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I am now listening to one of the most disgusting song EVER!

You know, some songs are just so horribly disgusting you cannot help but to keep listening to it over and over again?

No, don't get me wrong, you don't secretly love that song, you just secretly love torturing yourself, but only sometimes.

I have more than 70GB of music files in my hard drive. I never listen to like.. more than 50% of the songs. Even I would say, a lot of songs there, I got them because I really hate them.

ie: songs by the Pussycat Dolls.

Will those who think they are cool, sexy, hot and blah please stand up?

I think they are completely talentless and use their body to gain attention from people. This kinda celebrities top the most pathetic.

Ok, I am listening to the song called "Tokyo by Night" sung by Gina T, in the 80s, I think, it's supposed to be a disco track as it is in some ooh-ooh-I-bloody-love-disco album.

If you watched the music video, even funnier, her style just doesn't belong in this millennium.

Duh, like I said, it is from the 80s!

Horrible fashion taste, horrible voice, horrible dance acts, horrible expressions, horrible everything.

I couldn't help but to burst out laughing when I read the comments, WAHAHAHAHAHAHA, cannot believe there are people actually "loving" this music.

Really, I do understand if you listen to it from time to time to entertain yourself as it might be groovy or all that jazz... But if you listen to it every day and really love it, I really don't know what to say about your taste...

I am mean, aren't I? But there is nothing I can do with this Paris Hilton-like huge ego I have.

I first heard of this song when I was in a cab on my way to the Ho Chi Minh airport with Alberto, the Vietnamese taxi driver was playing it on loud. I don't know if he noticed this song but he's never so attentive when it comes to music and movies.

Well, bottom line, it was so bloody horrible, one thing came into my mind: I must have this song.

Then I began my quest, it was very easy, I you-tubed the keywords "Night Tokyo", it leads me to several Japanese videos, including some really naughty and sexy ones that needed me to confirm my birth date in order to watch.

I did not click any of it at all, how strong was I!

Two more clicks lead me to my future, I finally found the song, the singer, even I got to watch more than 2 minutes of the vid!

God must've really loved me, that is, if he's somewhere over the beautiful rainbow.

I was in Singapore when I found the clip. Alberto was somewhere behind me working his ass off. I dared not to turn on the music, I couldn't bare him doubting my music taste.

So I delicious-ed the page, just in case I want to see it when I am back in Malaysia.

I also googled for a rapidshare link of the song, like I said, it's so bloody horrible I so got to have it, but Alberto doesn't allow me to use his internet to download illegal stuffs, buuuu...

Therefore I delicious-ed the rapidshare link as well, I will download it when I am in Malaysia, no problem.

Then god must've really loved me, again, as Alberto is sent to Korea for an international chess tournament, so I can go home to download this horrible track... on my brother's computer!

So, here it is, I am playing it to annoy my brother.

The word "Tokyo" not only leads to cute Japanese girls but it triggered my memory on another horrible song featuring that noun.

"Tokyo Drift" by some retarded band called "Teriyaki Boyz".

Careful, not "boys" but "Boyzzzzz".

Let me give you a head's up, you know that song?
"I wanna if you know, how they live in Tokyo,
If you see it then you mean it
Then you know you haff to go
Fast and Fuw-lious (dip, dip, dip),
Fast and Fuw-lious (dip, dip, dip)..."

The crap English is on purpose, I am pretty convinced.

I wiki-ed them and saw their picture, with their piercings and a bling-bling complete Ah-Beng look.

I am surprised, I really thought they were from the US as there were a lot of crap unknown hip-hop rap wannabe-famous artist.

I was lucky, I did not have to download that song at all, my brother has a friend who is extremely into this kinda complete-retarded crap music.

One thing leads to another, I am now listening to Paris Hilton's "Stars Are Blind".

.. and yes, I do have her album, same reason.

These songs are so horrible they are driving me insane!!

Go on, take a listen. Don't you just love torturing yourself sometimes?