The Crap Talk

Michael Jackson becomes the spokemodel for Islam, I really wish I could write about how much I am against his religion!!

Freedom of speech, I know, but I risk my future being put into jail, because first, I am from a Muslim country (how unfortunate) and second, I work for the bloody government.

Especially now that they are using ISA to put away a lot of innocent people including bloggers..

That's why I hate being called a Malaysian, I always demand being called a Chinese.

I really wonder why people say it is a peaceful religion, as I see, they burned flags, killed thousands of people, etc etc, that doesn't sound very peaceful-like. They are more extreme than anyone else in the world.

You never see a Buddhist suicide-bomber, nor a Christian, Catholic nor Jewish bomber, that noun is exclusive for Muslim.

... and this crap rule they have, "a wife is a man's possession".

Women are nothing when it comes to this religion, they have no rights for anything.

That is something I am really really against and find it total bullshit!

You see, being a government worker we have to be sent into a lot of camps, national camps where they tried to brainwash people.

That's why I never had fun going camping, I hate them!

I remember when I graduated from my college, my whole class was sent to one, again.

We were warned by a nice lecturer, we MUST support the government and Islam whatever it takes, if not, they will fail us and we have to re-attend, it's bloody pointless, you have to agree at some point.

Whatever, I did not give a damn, I would not say yes to something I am against. If I am not that against it, I can make up some bullshits, no worries.

So I was arranged into this group where our lecturer was a woman, a very open-minded Muslim woman, she's funny though her humour is very Malay-like and no Chinese laughed at her jokes because we couldn't understand, she's also very friendly and she's very smart.

She got a good impression from me, she did not have to try too hard.

I always express my thoughts openly and widely, I could tell from her reaction that she liked me and she would give me good points.

Until she asked two very fucking stupid questions:
1. Would you sign-up for polygamy?
2. Do you think it's reasonable for the government to ask you to change your Chinese name into a Muslim name?

What kinda idiotic questions are those?!

Let me give you a head's up about this polygamy thingy here. Muslim men here are allowed up to four wives. Years ago the government launched some programme for people in Malaysia to produce more people, Islam or not.

The programme is that you MUST produce 7 children with as many wives as you want. The government will give the first wife a house and some allowances every month, as for the other wives, no worries, governments support their life until they die.

Tempting, isn't it?

You can marry up to 72 virgins and no one could say no!

Doesn't matter what your race is, doesn't matter what your skin colour is and doesn't matter what your religion is!

I don't know what will happen if you sign up for it but unable to produce up to that figure, that is not up for me to worry, I will NEVER fucking sign up for it.

First of all, I was mislead into thinking that the governments are forcing the whole Malaysia citizens to sign up for this thingy by a Muslim lady.

She also told me, if the husband said he wanted to marry more women, you have no choice but to say yes!

She's wrong, I do have another choice and that is to bloody castrate him.

I asked her what if she's unhappy about it? She said no choice, she must endure!

Oh my god, this is totally unbelievable! What are the divorce lawyers for in Malaysia?? If you want to marry somebody else, divorce your spouse, simple as that!

The misunderstanding about her first question made me furious, I was burning. What, the governments think all Chinese and Indian people are so low-educated?!

So I expressed my point, if the government was to launch it by force, that would cause a lot of people to leave Malaysia. Besides, I also gave a powerful reason which I cannot remember now, there was no way they could debate me.

But she and several Muslim guys in the group starting to lecture me about my arrogance instead. Duh! What arrogance?! What kinda woman allows penis-sharing in her marriage?!

Unholy aside, that is totally unhygienic, you know how many germs are there on our sex organ?!

Then the Muslim lady who misled me secretly asked me not to talk more as they were on fire blasting at me. She claimed, all men in this world want to have more women and this is an Islam rule, I am powerless to fight it.

I totally disagree, I really don't think all men in this world are that cheap!

You see, men who want more women think other men are cheap like them, but truth is, there are men who are happy being faithful.

At last, I told them I respect their point but I hold on to mine, I despise those who changed their opinion after being blasted, I don't want to look down on myself.

I thought somebody as open-minded as my lecturer would agree on my point, apparently, she is one of those who doesn't mind sharing her husband's penis.

How pathetic, why are all the Muslim women asked to accept polygamy?!

I am very bloody grateful I was not born in a Muslim family.

Then there is this unreasonable name-changing thingy.

As everyone in Indonesia has to have a Muslim name including all Chinese people, we were asked if it would be wise and reasonable for the Malaysian people to do the same.

Again, these people have no brain, why would it be wise? Why would we allow someone to invade and change our culture?!

How would they bloody like it if we ask they change their name to a Chinese one?!

I am a bloody Chinese, I am not Muslim, why would I bloody want to change my name to something like.. "Nur Muslimah al-Khatijah binti Mustafa Ahmad"!!

I don't usually call people "idiots" but I couldn't find a better word.

This time, I was more careful, I could not bear another mistake or she would fucking fail me for sure.

She asked everyone in the group, yes or no; the thoughts of yes or no were running through my mind.

Until I saw her asking my close friend, Sheng.

Sheng was my classmate who's extremely smart with a strong-mind. He had my respect until he said "yes" to her.

I know him very well, there is NO FUCKING way he would agree to it, he would be against this thing more than me, but he said yes anyway.

What a hypocrite, he would fit well in Malaysia.

Then it was my turn, I decided to say no, the lecturer was surprised, she really thought I would say yes in order to pass.

I also provided two very strong reasons not to, this time, she was speechless.

Of course, you could never debate me when it comes to many things, especially somebody who is blinded by her own religion.

Islam, a religion I could totally never understand and would never join in my life!