The Other Blogger

I... I... I just realised that I don't know my sister that well.

Make sense, yeah, I never liked her that much anyway.

I am pure evil, I know, but we were never in a good relationship.

So today, I went to friendster to wish my friend Starfruit happy 25th birthday, I saw this girl with a "I-am-just-as-cute-as-any-Taiwanese-girls-kawaii-ooo" pose, she bloody is my sister!

My sister, Judy aka "Sakura" (yuch), she is 17 at the moment. Both me and my sister are very bloody different you would think we have different mothers!

Nope I don't have a Japanese problem but I really REALLY dislike Chinese girls giving themselves a Japanese name!

Though my sister is 7 years younger than me, people actually think she is older.. Ok, not exactly, her skin is better than me, she is fairer, taller, dumber... I look more mature than my actual age people actually thought I am in my 30s, so she's gonna have to look like 35 to beat me, which she doesn't.

We are so bloody different, I was never into any of those "cartoon-like" character, Asian-girls-acting-cute culture, etc etc.

I was really into English, she is really into Japanese.

I was not a believer of love; she is a true believer, she never stopped dreaming and picturing, she even wrote a few romantic "novels" and passed them on to her friends to read, they all loved it.

I never liked Hairy-gay-Potter, in fact, I am so bloody against it, but she read every of the Potter novel.

I was active on the internet flirting with guys in my teenage, she was too, so one common there, but I was never serious with them but she fell in love with somebody, they never met, yet he called her every day and told her he loved her, she told him she loved him too, duh.

I was more boyish, she is more girly.

I never liked those shining twinkling girly thingy but she totally does...

I never liked reading Japanese manga comics but she does, totally...

She likes shopping but I thought shopping was a complete waste of time at her age.

So she linked her friendster profile to her blogspot blog, which I won't link you to read to waste your time. What can teenage girls write anyway??

Her blogs are either in Japanese or Chinese, most people reading my blog don't understand these 2 languages.

Wait.. not that many people reading my blog anyway! I would say.. No more than 5??

Ok, wait a minute, I feel like I am going to puke reading my sister's blog...

Her blogs are very short, cute, teenage-like, totally not my type.

Also, something proves that my sister and I aren't that closed, she never mentioned me in her blog.

As I can see, there is my dad, there is my mum, there is my brother, there is her, there is her boyfriend, but where am I??

Ouch, I am so hurt! "I don't care" is a total lie now!

Also, she posted a post regarding her birthday...

Her boyfriend gave her a bouquet of flowers, a teddy dog named Potato, a box of chocolate and 99 stars...

I... I... I... am so bloody jealous!!

I received my first bouquet of roses when I was like... 21, and she got it when she's like... 17???

... and my dad actually... actually gave her 10 bucks to buy the stuffs she wanted.

When I was 17, I had my first boyfriend and I lost my first kiss, she had like 3 boyfriends now including the internet guy whom she never met (but she counted anyway).

I don't know why but we are never closed since we were child, she was always bullying me, as I can remember.

She was more girly and the sweet-princess type, I was more troubled, so it's logical my parents preferred her better than me.

She is like the black sheep of the family, none of my family members is into the stuffs she likes.

All us are pretty smart and strong, but she is quite dumb and weak..

I am also like the black sheep of my family, none of my family members is troubled, naughty and wild like me.

I guess our relationship never was good until I got married and transfer to Kuala Lumpur, now that we still don't talk a lot, but at least there is no more quarrel and now I actually "feel" like I "love" her.

Sorry, call me horrible but.. we're just not so clicked with each others.

I remember, last time when I saw her, we talked about her first kiss.

Then I tried to tell her to remember to use a condom if she wanted to have sex with her boyfriend, she gotten all blushy and told me she would not do it before she gets married.

Duh, I never realised my sister is Jessica Simpson, or Britney Spears.

You can actually know that she is no that bright as she asked me if I was a virgin.

Duh!!!!!

I think when I next see her, I should give her some money to buy the stuffs she likes, I really love her.

Happy belated birthday to you Judy, though you forgot to mention that I actually gave you a happy-birthday call when I was on my way to Singapore!