The End

Sometimes, the greatest stories are the stories without an ending.

You know it, I know it, but apparently some Hollywood directors or movie producers don't know it.

So I guess when it comes to Hollywood movies, you could say "sometimes, the greatest stories are the stories without two endings."

Ever seen a good movie and months later you found out there's gonna be another one?

Now we all know Jurassic Park is a big success, apparently, Steven Spielberg knew it better, therefore he had to take the plot, twisted it a little, gave Jeff Goldblum a call and recycled the whole movie.

It's entertaining, but he completely ruined the former one, giving such an unnecessary ending.

... and it cost parents money for taking their kids to the cinema to watch such lame crap.

Just when we thought all this crap with the ending where Mr dinosaur taking a walk down San Diego doing its portable zoo thingy couldn't get any worse, some idiot had to come, recycled the plot again and made another movie named Jurassic Park III, telling us that dinosaurs, could actually, gasp, communicate with each others.

I know, ancient years whatever, they must have a way to communicate but who the fuck cares to watch the dinosaurs groans/boasts etc whenever they like? They look like some shitty stupid big fat McD addicts anyway!

Also, here's another example. Sex and the City used to be my favourite tv show when I was in college.

Oh you know I love listening to women brag about how horrible some men are in bed, how disgusting or small a man's penis is blah blah.

So after the series ended for awhile, which was actually pretty enough after 6 seasons of dragging, spinning around really old guys and the most charming character got cancer, along came another idiot, hoping the ending which Carrie and Big got married, twice would make the world a better place.

I don't remember why I went to this movie, the best part of it was looking at the penis of that hot Italian guy in a Singapore cinema.

Now that's worth paying Singapore dollars for, well really Albert paid for it.

I remember Ocean's Twelve was bad enough they had to ask Tess Ocean to pretend to be Julia Roberts, now that was completely stunning.

Spiderman I was pretty entertaining, Spiderman II make you a little speechless, but Spideman III truly made me felt like my sister slaps me on the face while someone throws empty ketchup bottles and fancy hair clips at me.

Remember Mission Impossible I, II & III? And oh, there's gonna be a IV very soon according to IMDb. Let's have fun watching the latest DILF named Tom Cruise, jumps to another girlfriend, shall we?

... and then there were Speed, Legally Blond, The Butterfly Effect, American Pie, Dr Dolittle, Scary Movie, The Mask, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Grease, Batman etc. I could go on for days but I don't want to be like one of those idiot directors.

Yet, day goes by and I'm still praying for Britney Spear's Crossroad II: Leave Her Alone to be released.

The more I write, the more I wonder if those directors or movie producers actually have brains.

Sometimes, the greatest stories are the stories without an ending and the biggest success is knowing when to walk away at the right time.

Oh yes, before I forget, did you watch "Sex and the City 2"?

Yeah, I so gotta put an end to this entry.