The Many Faces of the Stupid Facebook Applications

How many stupid applications have Facebook invented lately?

... or let's narrow it down to the quizzes, shall we?

Ever since Facebook changes its layout it's flooded with nothing but stupid applications especially the stupid quizzes, you never really noticed them before because they were not published on your main wall on the old layout.

Let's take a look at the stupid quizzes that I heard of before, the titles, are merely original:
1. What are you born to do.
2. How gay are you?
3. When will you DIE
4. When Will You Die ?!! ... >
5. What kinda girlfriend are you.
6. wat Taylor Swift song r yu?
7. Which transformer are you.
8. What food are you.
9. What alcoholic drink are you.
10. What Energy Drink Are You.
11. How dirty is your mind.
12. How well do you know *this idiot*.
13. How well do you know erotic movies.
14. When will you get married?
15. How many times will you get married?
... countless, also there are like 1000 quizzes of the same title.

It's like the Fb quizzes and people playing the quiz have the fetish of role-playing, one second they want to know what Taylor Swift's song suits them the most in the bedroom, then, here comes the food and energy/alcoholic drink you play that your boyfriend/girlfriend might like to watch.

Those quizzes, though were specially designed and written to give you an insight on your "deepest ocean", were like, written by bunches of idiots, idiots from or not from English-speaking countries who cannot even type proper English with proper punctuations! I tried to sit myself down and clicked some answers out of curiosity of how dumb those idiots can actually be, but their crap English and bad grammars are giving me a headache.

After spending like an hour reading and understanding the sentences with bad English that make no sense, you could choose whether to spam 3 of your friends or not, then you gotta wait for another 30 minutes until you no longer see the error loading result message to get your very stupid and no-sense making dumb analysis.

Like this quiz titled "How good are you in bed", are you kidding me? This quiz has to like, fuck me to know the result!

I did the girlfriend-analyse quiz, I remember myself selected a few sex-related answers and boom, suddenly, I transformed from "an innocent angel with a touch of naughtiness" into a sex demanding machine who wants nothing more but sex in a relationship!

Before I pull a real full stop to this entry, I would like to take this chance to announce some of the up-coming quizzes on Fb, be the first to take them!
1. Which Jesus Christ are you?
2. Which animal are you most likely to have sex with when you're drunk?
3. Which Hefner's dumb bunny are you?
4. Which US president are you, George W. Bush, George W. Bush or George W. Bush?
5. Which Michael Jackson's personality are you?
6. Which Iran soldier are you?
7. What colour of a shoelace are you?
8. Which post office are you?
9. What size of a mosquito are you?
10. Which Paris Hilton's (former or recent) boyfriend are you?

Congratulations, you purple-coloured shoelace, you scored an overall of 70%, which means you are most likely to have sex with a HIPPOPOTAMUS when you're drunk!

You are also the very noble Iran soldier named Seyid Mooshihoosh Tottiojham Orghad-Gorgollah and you're the Edgware Road Post Office in London.

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By the way, don't be too upset to find out you die on the same day with your girlfriend in 2021 by choking, you know you can always prevent it now that you know.