The Resemblance of a Computer (and Marriage)...

A new computer is like a marriage!!

My main hobby is computing, I love computer so much that I can live without a man, live without sex, live without glamourous outfits but I cannot live without a computer.

I recently upgraded my computer into a very freaky nice workstation, these are the stuffs I bought:
1. Gigabyte AMD 64 GA-MA770-DS3 motherboard
2. AMD Athlon 64 x2 Dual Core AM2 5000+ Black Edition/2.60GHz/940 pin
3. Corsair Twin 2x 2GB PC800 DDR2 RAM XMS CL5
4. XFX PCX GF 8600GT 256B DDR3 128bit (650M)
5. Cooler Master 460W Extreme Power Plus + 12cm fan v2.3

So all these stuffs above that costed me less than RM1600 are supposed to make my computer flies like a birdie, flying so much that I might have to chain it down, but it was giving me so much sh*t the whole night and frustrated me so much!!

This really is like a bloody marriage!

Don't you see why?
1. It makes you excited at first and frustrated at the second!

2. It gives you so much problems and you're starting to miss your old computer!

3. There are so many reasons for a system failure and too complicated to even fix it!

4. You are trying your best to resolve all the problems but the computer just sits there and do nothing!

5. You try to start at the beginning but it keeps going back to where all the problems were!

6. You thought all the stuffs you bought are so bloody damn great but they turned out to be fucking piece of shits together!

7. You get worried sometimes that someone might break-in and steal the computer as you have so much data you cannot afford to lose; but really, that piece of shit??

If the problems are resolved, you get very happy and will get bored when time comes but if they don't, you get so damn frustrated, annoyed and depressed.

But the difference...
1. it will never call you a "fucking bitchy drama queen"!

2. it will never say "honey, we need some space"!

3. There are signs but you never have to worry about it cheating on you, though your condoms are missing!

4. It never thought about having sex with another woman.

So in another word, this computer is like MY former marriage!