The Consultion for an Insultion

You could never trust girls when it comes to computer work.

Therefore, you could never trust guys when you consult him for advice, he normally gives you this oh-yes-you're-a-woman-you-don't-know-anything-about-computers-and-it's-normal- -so-I-don't-blame-you look.

But hmph, don't you squint at me because I am the computer geek in my school, I believe only one teacher out of 150 could exceed me in my school; I don't believe there is more than 10 girls with better knowledge among my working field.

Yes, I am as egoistic as Paris Hilton, you should know that by now!

So of course, I am always one of the leaders when it comes to computing in my school but I get very annoyed when I received the finished work from the teachers, very VERY annoyed.

The documents are either very badly adjusted, not neat enough or of very bad formatting.

That's okay, I can tolerate or repair that.

Once, a teacher shot some pictures of me teaching. I pretended to be so loving and gentle and enthuistic when she was shooting, so of course, everyone who saw the pictures would think I am the best teacher in the world.

Then I must publish those pictures online in order to make more guys like me! So I passed her my thumbdrive and I kindly asked her to copy me those pictures.

Tell me, how hard exactly is it, to fucking copy 4 pictures, 4 lousy pictures to a thumbdrive??!

When she returned me my thumbdrive, I searched the whole drive for *.jpeg files but I see none. Then I tried *.bmp, still no result... I don't believe she would be hi-tech enough to have her pictures in gif or png formats but I checked anyway.

So I consulted her about the location, she told me to look for a file named "Memory", only 4 pictures, so needless for her to create a new folder specially for that.

Aww... "Memory", how sweet!

Easier this time to look for a file with that exact name, but I got one of the biggest shock of my life..

She was oh so kind, she used this procedure to copy the pictures for me:

1. Open Microsoft Words.
2. Go to Insert> Pictures> From File.
3. Select the files you want, then click ok.
4. Adjust the picture into a smaller or bigger size. (optional)
After you insert the pictures you want, repeat step 2 and 3 or 4 to insert more pictures.

(PS: If you cannot find Microsoft Words on your desktop, click "Start" on the bottom of your windows and find it there. WARNING: The following attempt is only for Windows XP)

Can you imagine, I got my 4 pictures in a *.doc file!!

When she said "Memory" with only one file name, I was actually kinda "impressed" she knows how to zip pictures into one file!

It is not a problem for me to extract a picture out of a document file, but all the pictures are so badly adjusted, my face looked so long, like a bloody giraffe!!!

One word, dumb!

If you want to insert a picture in Ms Word, you must adjust it properly!

No no no, not clicking on the dot on the 180-degree side, but the 90-degree one.

So of course, no point seeking her again, I've given up on those pictures, I didn't look so beautiful anyway.

Then, I am in-charge of building a web page that contains all the pictures of the teachers in my school. I took the morning session and assigned my group member to build the page for afternoon session.

She did not really know how to do it, I gave her a brief on the procedure, no problem, she is nice and new, I can teach her. A month later, she finally finished. I asked her to save it in a certain computer for me to take a look.

One more time, I only trust myself when it comes to computing.

So I went to the computer the next day and ready to check on her work.

I am so expertise in this that I did not even need to "click" on the folder to "open" the file, just by looking at it, I already know it is impossible to open the file.

She fucking copied the "shortcut" of that folder, only the shortcut!!

Ok, fine, I made her redo it, this time, I got another shock.

The webpage is in bloody *.doc format, again!

Do teachers in my school love Ms Word that much??

Ok, this problem is minor, I can convert a document file into a web page file.

But... who uses Ms Word to create webpage?!?!

There is this male teacher in my school, who is big-headed like me, except the fact that he is empty but I am not, he thought he was so good, he kept showing off about his computer knowledge, but duh, he couldn't even open a volume that contains startup virus! But at least, he is a lot better than other teachers, esp the female ones.

There is this other teacher, who once studied computing (as I heard), she did not even know how to remove a paper stuck in a Laser printer and she was going to contact the government people to do it.. and she is more egoistic than me!

I hereby thanking them for giving me such opportunities, I am actually not that good in computing.

One word, stunned..

I specially hate those people who gave you an insulting look when you consult them for problems, I never show that look to somebody who asked me about computer problems, as long as they're not doing any work for me, it's not my problem they're not good, they would be better than me when it comes to many many things else!

So, make sure you are good enough to work for me, I don't trust people, not even you!