The Special One

What exactly is "special" and how "special" is special?

There was once somebody who said "I am special, I am not like other girls/guys"?

How hilarious, what exactly is "other girls/guys" like?

Perhaps being special is not that hard, you could be specially dumb, specially disgusting or specially annoying, isn't there always a little something? When there is a will, there is a way, apparently.

My friend once told me, "I never ejaculate during fellatios, I guess that's what makes me special"!

So I answered, "No, not ejaculating during fellatios doesn't make you any special, not liking a fellatio does!".

How dumb can a guy be thinking that he is special that way? Only guys' mind work in that miraculous way..

Who exactly gives those special ones the privilege of being special? In that sense, a murderer could be special, a serial killer could be special, a rapist could be special.. Everybody competes with everybody else every day to be special.

I believe everyone is of his own unique character, no one is all bad nor good, "specialty" comes as a package and it's always included, but it's our job to sit back and watch (let's not forget to laugh) while people making a fool out of themselves proving to be "special".

My father likes to add this line when he scolds me, "I don't think you are that 'blah' when you are at my age".

Yes, my father is a legend and not many people would top him when it comes to certain things, but many people including me, would top him when it comes to many other things!

How could people judge something by looking at a tiny little piece of a picture? Does that make them any special?

Maybe we are special to that special somebody, but we are just plain when we are among the crowd, nobody outstanding anybody else, there are too many things, too many qualities and too many specialties.

Why do people refuse to believe that nobody is more special than anyone else but keep finding ways to prove that they're better?

So shame on me, for thinking that I am special!