The Legendary Twin

Everyone knows that Giselle Hu is a bloody naughty teacher. Define naughty, well, it doesn't have anything to do in the bedroom (even if it does, it doesn't concern you at all), but in the classroom.. (Now in case anything indecent is going on in your mind thanks to my daily behaviour, you're bloody wrong!!)

Every student of Giselle Hu "thinks" a lot of things: that she has a twin, that she always dresses up nicely to work because she is filthy rich, that she brings a mysterious mug of tea into her afternoon tuition classes (later), that she has OCD, that she has a son that is 12, that she washes her hands every 3 seconds, that she doesn't come in any skin contact with animals, that she gets greeted everywhere she goes and that she is proudly single blah blah.

So anyway, the "legendary twin Hu" was only a lie, a lie I had to make up to put up with my image. Hey don't judge me, I have no choice!! I have tried my best to keep my personal life rather silent when I am at work and I don't talk to many people I know in real life on internet. In another way, I don't mix work/reality with internet. Most people "kinda" know that I am "kinda" indecent but can be categorized into the "decent" category. Teacher Hu in school and Giselle Hu outside are two very different girls. "Giselle Hu" is kinda like the Spiderman side of me (I don't mean for it to sound gay at all, sorry..) which nobody knows about.. But to really think about it, Giselle Hu IS me, Teacher Hu is just an image/role I have to put up at work, so Teacher Hu has no choice but to be decent, but Giselle Hu...

Ok ok, I know, the "twin" story. Once there was a student who saw a really wildly beautiful girl wearing pretty "revealing" clothes (revealing only if you're a Muslim) with "un poco" make-up, in a park. She then told the beautiful teacher about seeing her in the park but the teacher did not remember going to the park and claimed that "the Teacher Hu" was no Teacher Hu but the legendary Hu.

There was once another student who found a conservatively beautiful girl online who did several modeling shoots that also looked remarkably like his very well-respected Teacher Hu... I don't know why, I have set my internet profile as so bloody damn secure which means nobody I don't approve can view me, but he managed to read everything I have posted on my profile and also those shots I took (luckily the sexy shots are not published..), also, I was on Flickr so I linked my profile to it where I uploaded more shots.. You can imagine how much I wanted to kill myself when he sent me a message saying "Hi Teacher Hu, it's me!". Then I went back to school and when he asked me, I made up a story where my "twin" told me a student sent "her" a message.. As it turns out, I am no longer on Flickr as well thanks to that.

So, I now know how to lie, you just have to put up with a blank expression and speak calmly and let's not forget the famous Joey Tribiani innocent expression from time to time, you must too act like you don't care if anyone will believe you.. But anyway, as I said, everyone knows Giselle Hu is a bloody naughty teacher so nobody actually believes me, but still, it causes some doubts and that's good enough (it's really fun when the students are questioning their beliefs). Lies are not to cause beliefs, lies are to cause doubts!

Also, there is Chinese girl that goes to a certain shopping mall nearby for groceries, sometimes she is seen with a white guy, sometimes she dresses like an aunty, sometimes she dresses like Slutty Britney, sometimes she carries a packet of "mamee" running about in the mall (according to another student) or sometimes, she flirts with a hot cashier when she is paying (not me).. but only "sometimes", that is also Giselle Hu's twin.

I don't need to keep rambling on, it's understood, there are always times when we are forced to do something.. Now, if you are my student and if you have seen somebody remarkably like I have just mentioned, there are two possibilities: 1. LUCKY YOU, you have just met Teacher Hu/Giselle Hu's legendary twin!! (be thankful, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity) 2. somebody admires me too much to impersonate me in a slutty way.

.. and yet, the legend is untold..