The Love That is oh-so-bloody-hard to Suppress

WAHA.. MUAHA... Can anyone tell me what's the perfect laughter to suit this feeling I have?

You know, most people don't care about how much you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, how happy, how much of a perfect couple you are blah blah, but some couples are so obsessed with each other they just don't get it.

I came to this girl's facebook profile page by chance and her face looked kinda weird and twisted, therefore I clicked on it for a larger view...

These people are the people who need a good slap on their face.

Tell me, why do people need to fucking flirt or express their love or fucking ask lots of questions publicly when they have a bedroom together??

Don't you feel a bit eww when you see people desperately expressing their love publicly like they're scared no one in this world knows how in love/romantic they are?!

The first thing that came across me was not the really-does-look-twisted face of hers, it's the bloody comments her boyfriend posted on every single one of her pictures..

Read my lips, EVERY FUCKING SINGLE ONE!!

The boyfriend has the incredible ability to make you roll your eyes, like a thousand times per minute, also, he is good giving you piloerection a.k.a. goose bumps.

Believe it or not, no matter how normal, usual or whatever she looked, he is able to find stuffs to say for the sake of saying them.

Like this: (the following conversations are rated "PG-13")
(Scene 1)
He: Wow, I like this picture, you look stunning! Love you xxxxx
She: Thank you baby, love you baby xxxxx

(Scene 2)
He: Aww.. Baby so cute! Love you xxxxx
She: Thank you baby, love you too, I will dream of you tonight xxxx

(Scene 3)
He: My girlfriend is fucking beautiful!
She: Yes, I will always be yours... (girlfriend, not fiancée, not wife, I get it)
He: Love you baby.

(Scene 4)
He: Who is that gorgeous woman I kissed in this picture?
She: She is happy always when he is kissing her.
He: Aww... He looked happy too, I am sure they very happy when they hold each others in their arms and kiss passionately... Love you sweetie!

(Scene 5)
He: Who is that sexy and beautiful woman I see in this picture?
She: She is the one that loves her baby very very very much...
He: Love you too baby, miss you very very very much xxx
She: Miss you too xxxx

(Scene 6)
He: Baby looked so beautiful in her new dress! (baby as referred to her)
She: Baby is so much sexier! (baby as referred to him)
He: Baby is better anyway... (her, again)
She: ... blah blah blah... Time to work, stay focused or I'll tell your boss! I am sending lots of hugs and kisses..

(Scene 7)
He: My baby is the cutest baby in the world.

Then it became a bit "R-rated" as he said something about her amazing ass...

Then they smartly bring out the proposal story (still in the comment section), how was her response, how was his response, blah blah, some friends were like.. "aww, you guys are so cute and adorable!" after reading their love-expressing comments and oh-so-unforgetfully-sweet history, but really, those people really mean that?!

Who cares about how in love you are?! Who wants to know all those single, little, unuseful, impractical details?!

... I cannot type more anymore, with every line I typed I laughed the crap of out myself, I can't torture myself like this.

I get it, the photo albums are becoming love-expressing chatrooms.

These people have a whole new perspective on the word "comment".

I really feel like copying-and-pasting the whole thing but I will not to protect their identity.

Also, I have corrected some of their grammar mistakes and spellings, the other ones are so disgusting and by correcting them I am taking away the essence. Shame on these people, native English speakers but their English is so crap.

I am lucky, if Alberto was like this guy I think I would've had a very serious talk with him or even to delete his comments; he would've done the same to me anyway.

I am also lucky my friends on the list do not flirt this disgustingly with each other.

So how in love are you?

Nobody cares.